A long queue of Army applicants was awaiting for the interview. Sergeant Boloy, was a strict NCO (non-commissioned officer) who scrutinized all the applicants. Bruno was one of the hopefuls.
Sgt Boloy: Hey you, Bruno! I will only accept intelligent applicants. What are the things that you know?
Bruno: Yes, Sergeant! I have known a lot of things. Your mistress is a sexy 18-year old girl from Pasay. I have the photo of you while dating in Baywalk. I also know your wife's cell phone number Sergeant!
Sgt Boloy: Oh yes, shut up! You're very intelligent. You're in!